\\ . Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.\\ . What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.\\ . A backward poet writes inverse.\\ . In democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.\\ . She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.\\ . A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.\\ . If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.\\ . With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.\\ . Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.\\ . When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.\\ . The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.\\ . A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.\\ . You feel stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.\\ . Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.\\ . He often broke into song, because he couldn't find the key.\\ . Every calendar's days are numbered.\\ . A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine.\\ . A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.\\ . He had a photographic memory which was just never developed.\\ . A plateau is a high form of flattery.\\ . The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.\\ . Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.\\ . When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.\\ . Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.\\ . When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.\\ . Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.\\ . Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.\\ . Acupuncture is a jab well done.\\ . Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. [{Metadata Suchbegriff=' ' Kontrolle='Nein'}]