The frog that brought luck#
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to give it a try, puts the club in his hand away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 almost into the hole! He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing, you must be lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit lucky frog".
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog? The man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood". The guy takes out a 3 wood and, boom! Hole in one...
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,
"OK what next"? The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas"....They go to Las Vegas and the guy asks, "OK frog, now what"? The frog answers "Ribbit Roulette".
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet"?
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6".
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures, what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table the man takes his winnings and rents the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me".
The guy figures, figures why not,since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With the kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And this, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not Bill Clinton."