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Old vs. Young#

An old doctor became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Very special clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this guy didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to this very special clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dear doctor, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Old: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Old: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Old: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Old: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

Dr. Old: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're young doesn't mean that you can outsmart all older people!