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. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.\\
. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.\\
. A backward poet writes inverse.\\
. In democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.\\
. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.\\
. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.\\
. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.\\
. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.\\
. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.\\
. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.\\
. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.\\
. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.\\
. You feel stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.\\
. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.\\
. He often broke into song, because he couldn't find the key.\\
. Every calendar's days are numbered.\\
. A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine.\\
. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.\\
. He had a photographic memory which was just never developed.\\
. A plateau is a high form of flattery.\\
. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.\\
. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.\\
. When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.\\
. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.\\
. When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.\\
. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.\\
. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.\\
. Acupuncture is a jab well done.\\
. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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