!!!Children Are Quick 
TEACHER: Why are you late?\\
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? \\
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' \\
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' \\
TEACHER: No, that's wrong\\ 
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how __I__ spell it.\\ 
(I Love this child)\\

 
 
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?\\ 
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.\\ 
TEACHER: What are you talking about?\\ 
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O \\ 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. \\
WINNIE: Me!\\ 

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?\\
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' \\
MILLIE: I is..\\
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' \\
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' \\

 
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?\\
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... 

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? \\
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. 
Did you copy his?\\
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.\\
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? \\
HAROLD: A teacher 








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