!!!Classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.\\
8 years old,Hateful little bastard.Bites! 

FREE PUPPIES\\
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. 

FREE PUPPIES.\\
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.\\
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!\\
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .\\
Worn once by mistake.Call Stephanie.

__**** And the WINNER is... ****__

FOR SALE BY OWNER.\\
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. 

__Statement of the Century__\\
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly."If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"









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