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The Sign said:

 

__A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:__

We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.
 

__Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:__

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.


__On a Septic Tank Truck:__

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 

__At an Optometrist's Office:__

"If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.
 

__On a Plumber's truck:__

"We repair what your husband fixed.
 

__On another Plumber's truck:__

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

__At a Tire Shop:__

"Invite us to your next blowout. 

__On an Electrician's truck:__

"Let us remove your shorts. 

__In a Non-smoking Area:__

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." 

__On a Maternity Room door__

  "Push. Push. Push." 

__At a Car Dealership:__

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
 

__Outside a Muffler Shop:__

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
 

__At the Electric Company__:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
 

__In a Restaurant window:__

"Don't stand here and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
 

__In the front yard of a Funeral Home:__

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 

__In a Radiator Shop:__

"Best place in town to take a leak.
 

__And the best one last: Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:__

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises











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mein liebster -> 
On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.  

-- gamauf gerald antal, Samstag, 3. Dezember 2022, 17:32