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When Insults Had Class #

  • "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill
  • "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
-- Winston Churchill
  • "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow
  • "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
  • "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
  • "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
-- Moses Hadas
  • "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx
  • "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain
  • "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde
  • "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
  • "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response
  • "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop
  • "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb
  • "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson
  • "He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr
  • "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
-- Robert Redford
  • "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
  • "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
-- Charles, Count Talleyrand
  • "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
-- Forrest Tucker
  • "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West
  • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde