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The Sign said:

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:

We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.  

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels  

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.  

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.  

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

At a Tire Shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout. 

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts. 

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action." 

On a Maternity Room door

"Push. Push. Push." 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.  

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.  

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.  

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand here and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.  

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."  

In a Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.  

And the best one last: Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

mein liebster -> On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.

-- gamauf gerald antal, Samstag, 3. Dezember 2022, 17:32